i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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