Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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