why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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