either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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