It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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