brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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