She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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