May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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