Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
Randomize
