If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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