Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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