As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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