I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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