Define "chronic" masturbator.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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