That's intense
People with herpes should wear stickers.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Randomize
