yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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