there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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