More tranny stories later!
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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