i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
Randomize