he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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