I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
false alarm, still single
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