Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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