if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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