no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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