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There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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