They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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