And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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