The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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