I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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