I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
What a dumb baby whore.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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