I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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