Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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