you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
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