Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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