I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Congratulations! We have a period
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
