On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
she told me i tasted like america
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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