hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
When are your genitals available?
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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