I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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