Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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