Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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