At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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