Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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