You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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