if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
This is the high leading the old right now
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
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