yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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