he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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