am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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