No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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