my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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