Reggie can tackle my bush.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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