I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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