Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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