scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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