I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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